Today was the worst day of my life. That unattractive troll named Helena was following me all day long, then she drug me through the woods! She claims Hermia and Lysander went through there to run away. I cannot believe I listened to her! She’d do anything to get me alone with her. She begged and begged me to let her be my Spaniel, but why can she not see that I am not interested in her? I hide no feelings for her, for the only feelings I have for her are Nausea and Queasiness. I get sick just by the sight of her. I wish to be with Hermia! Lysander swooped in and took her from me. Her father agrees with me. He wishes her to not marry him, but me instead for I am the better man for her, clearly. Lately Lysander has been acting strange, claiming he is in love with Helena now instead of Hermia, and regrets every minute spent with her and not Helena. He continued with calling Hermia a Raven and Helena a Dove. Has he gone mad?! Hermia is by far more attractive than Helena! I despise Lysander for his actions of taking away Hermia, but now he chooses to just throw her away? How dare he do that to her, when I was ready to claim her as mine. I want to marry Hermia as soon as possible, now with Lysander loving Helena I may have my chance. I fear that it all might be too late, but you have to risk it for the biscuit!