Roisin Conroy
Roisin Conroy
Final Copy – Stream Of Consciousness
Page 24
Momentarily after Robert and Harry have been introduced.
MONDAY NIGHT, ROSIE IN BATHTUB
Oh how bubbles frustrate me they just ponder there using up too much air for pointless reasons imagine if I was to die because of loss of air those bubbles could have stolen it Harry has pretty much stolen Beethoven away from me poor pussy having to deal with such a little boy little boys enjoy staring at inappropriate places e.g. boobs up skirts leashes should be recommended for such creatures there is a bug watching me I suppose we are in a mind game to see who looks away first its on like donkey kong you better flinch watching the Olympics yesterday complete and utter waste of time why oh why did I waste my valuable time is of the essence as I am a teenager I am only growing older eww wrinkles walking sticks false teeth eww wonder who will cry what song will be played who will attend my celebration of death
Final Copy – Expository Text
Page 16
Just after the contents of Asher’s pockets were described
DEFINITION OF THE MALE GENDER FROM GIRLS DICTIONARY
The male gender – The dumbest of the genders. Humans have 2 hemispheres in the brain; girls use both hemispheres which allow us to be able to multi-task. Whereas boys can only use one hemisphere more than the other. There is a difference between a man and a boy.
Boys: [Boi] - noun
Boys try to be “gangsta”. Boys take pix of puckering lips to try and be sexy. Boys dog the camera to look hard. Boys get into relationships for sex because they are too incapable of getting females and being single at the same time. Boys who say they are men are jerks. Boys are humans who break girl’s hearts in two and females can never completely repair the damage they did to them. Boys are the stupidest thing on earth. Boys are individuals who think with everything except their brains.
Men: [Men] - noun
Men treat females as God’s creation. Men do not...