Ding: So, Miss Gao. As you know, we have all prospective employees take a lie detector test prior to joining our firm. So if you do not mind, we are going to begin with a couple of control questions.
Gao: Should I be hooked up to something?
Ding: With the old system, yes. But with the new Detector. It is programmed to go off when it hears you tell a lie. For example, go ahead and tell an obvious lie.
Gao: Grass is blue. I am a tall black man. (BI~~~)
Ding: Now go ahead and say something that is true so we can properly calibrate the machine.
Gao: I have a boy friend. (BI~~~)ok. I have a girl friend.
Ding: Wait, seriously?
Melo: Hey ding, you got the chance to email me those mission statements?
Ding: Ah yeah I did it last night. (BI~~~) I…did it this morning. (BI~~~) Alright! Have not even started yet.
Melo: Well ding, you are the best and beautiful. (Bi ~~~) I know you have a face lift.
Gao: Really? A face lift?
Ding:No.(BI~~~) ok , Just my nose.
Gao: But you are not as beautiful as me.
Melo: No, Ding ,you are more beautiful. (BI~~~)ok, You are as beautiful as she is.(BI ~~~), she is more beautiful!
Ding: Oh no!
Melo: I will be back at my desk working.(BI ~~~). I will be playing Angry Birds on my phone. Bye.
Gao: Can we go on?
Ding: ok, the last question, will you date me.
Gao: no (BI~~~)