Envy is a bad sence
the folk wisdom
The best luxury item in my home is a Golden Toilet. This luxurious toilet is made of solid 24-carat gold and coated with gems. You will say that this can not be true, but i'm able to provide a real story how we got it in our flat.
The Toilet was the brainchild of jeweler Lam Sai-wing, who was inspired by Lenin's vision that the most appropriate thing to do with gold would be to build toilets out of it. This luxury was bought by SS-Oberst-Gruppenfuhrer Heinrich Himmler to his residence in 1942... And now most interesting part: it appears that my twice removed great-great-grandfather was the officer of the Red Army and participated in the capture of Berlin. After the victory he remained to live in the GDR which was was founded in 1949. He took a residence of Oberst-Gruppenfuhrer and became the owner of the Golden Toilet. Before his death in 1993 he He made a will in which means that our family was given a Golden Toilet. There was only one condition is to write Golden Toilet always with a capital letter... Through the actions of Russian mail a copy of the will came to us only after 10 years in 2003.
I frankly told you the story of the Golden Toilet and in the end I would like to say that despite all the misadventures the most important thing is that now the toilet is in my bathroom and nothing can change that.