Nightlife Aficionado

Nightlife Aficionado

  • Submitted By: Jaadelman
  • Date Submitted: 12/23/2008 10:09 AM
  • Category: English
  • Words: 364
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nightlife aficionado
I am an A-list impresario, a producer, a definitive guide to life, whether it’s morning, noon, or night. The A-list impresario is my models a highfalutin moniker; I’m really just a pretentious party planner. I have fans now, people are even asking for my autograph. It not reality TV, it’s a reality fulltime partier that everyone wants a part of. Work is my vacation, sleep is my job. I am not a celebrity, but they hang with me, and people play up to me like I am one. I make sure I’m seen with the right socialites; I don’t even return calls to B-list celebrities, or any phenom who I predict will only have fifteen minutes of fame. I have band of followers and it keeps growing. Talk about the snowball effect in full effect. It’s not seasonal, it’s all year round. The only skill I have is I’m a professional picker. I pick the right places to party, the write employees, and the right way to market myself. Everyone wants to know me and wants to be me. The more my name is dropped the bigger and more powerful I get. I am a product of viral marketing that has only magnified through time, because I’ve chosen not wisely, but rightly. You have risks bring them on I welcome them with open arms. I am not a promoter, but I have them working for me. I love multitasking, the concept of simultaneously spearheading multiple parties: guest list only, concerts, fashion shows, business functions, charity events, black-tie galas, sporting invitational’s, exhibitions, and expos; the more the merrier. If it’s good enough I’ll be a part of it. The only things I’ll take a pass on are peepshows, raree-shows, organ-grinders, freak shows, carnivals and circuses. Sorry Ringling Bros. don’t ring me, your call won’t be returned. Animals are not my forte. I’ve branded one thing, myself. I am important because I thought I was and it caught on. Make this world a better place, well I make people smile, let’s see you do better than...