Satire Paper

Satire Paper

  • Submitted By: papaag1234
  • Date Submitted: 12/02/2008 6:31 AM
  • Category: English
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World Lit II, Per: 7 Mrs. Hughes 2-6-08 Satire Paper Prostitution has been an ongoing trade in our society since the beginning of time, and was just recently passed for tax reasons. Prostitution had started in the 1840’s by women who were looked down upon by others, but even then our country made the decision to make serious cash by putting these young women on the streets to start earning our nations tax dollars in a large lump sum. Prostitution will indeed be the result in the wipeout of all human beings eventually due to all sexually transmitted diseases in which will be spread throughout the whole world as if it was a plague but is much todifficult to worry about now while we have the economic problems that we do. There will be a set going rate for all services performed under a certain time frame to ensure the efficiency and quality in our distribution of these women. This system is not to be taken lightly as all prostitutes are supplied with full benefits, full insurance, as well as a 401k plan, and pension. In ten years from now prostitution will be the most employable position known to man resulting in our country to rule over all economically, as we will have the strongest dollar due to this ingenious prostitution act. Critics have questioned daily on why out of all occupations prostitution had to be the one in which was landed on to act as a movement to get out country financially stable here in the U.S and is answered with the same answer “A women’s service can never depreciate or be outsourced which is why we made the occupational selection we did.”, The year is now 2008, and the prostitution game has been running America smoothly for a quick 168 years of its presence. Numbers are slowly increasing every year due to the success of this uprising career in which helped us get out of our social economic slump. In conclusion it’s a crazy world out there in the prostitution world and you must always use protection and always be aware of the gender...

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