To Be or Not to Be

To Be or Not to Be

  • Submitted By: SaintG
  • Date Submitted: 03/10/2010 8:29 AM
  • Category: English
  • Words: 1093
  • Page: 5
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People who buy bottled water
Low fat milk
Fruit and Nut bars. If you want fruit, buy a fuckin apple not a bar!
Pens with 4 colours on the same pen. Green for Fuck sake!
Concern people on Grafton Street.
People who try and sing the national anthem but don't know the words.
Males who watch the OC or Dawsons Creek.
The way the print gets all over you when reading a newspaper.
Ringtones.
People that wear hats or sunglasses indoors.
People who put pens behind their ears
Women who put pens in their hair
Crisp packets which say 'bigger bag' when all it is literally is a bigger bag with no extra crisps!
Joint writing
Red street lights
Yoghurts with little bits in them
Onions
Annoying drunk people when you're sober
Kids standing outside the off licence and ask- "Ere, Mistur, will ye go to de bleedin' offie for me bud?"
Reality TV programmes
Ingrown toe-nails
Gherkins
People that get on the bus before letting other people off first.
Aul' wans' who, without fail, when they see you again after a spell without seeing you say, "you've gotten so tall."
Nike Air max
Low fat crisps
Knacker tashes
UCD
UCD Students
People who constantly moan about the weather
The way people don't even realise how hypocritical they are by supporting English football teams while hating the English national team
Little rich student socialist types who protest at fucking everything
The bigotry of the GAA
The way Irish football fans are labelled the best in the world when they are the worst.
Boy racers
Women with facial hair
People who dont like Anchorman
Having to pay to use a jacks
Women that wear too much fake tan/make up
People who say they watch the Premiership instead of the Irish League because they claim it's a better standard yet they don't watch La Liga or Serie A
Idiots who say the Irish League is shite and have never been to a game.
Heavy metal music
Goths
Hippies
Knackers
People who hate...