Urban Guys

Urban Guys

12 TYPES OF MEN


1. MR THUG LIFE

Advantages

a. Real good at making love !
b. F un and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages

a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages

a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages

a. Has a girlfriend who he is been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you have fallen in love with his *bleep*
3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages

a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages

a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first

c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages

a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin
parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages

a. You don't know if he's gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then
theres drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know
any of them personally

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages

a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages

a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he is doing in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again


6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages

a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages

a. He got 3...

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