Why this is actually an ok idea
(formerly, Why this is a Stupid Idea)
Not only am I having to take time out of my busy schedule to write a paper just to join this website, but I am also being counterproductive to my goal of not writing a paper on punctuality. This fills me with not only the bitter distaste of writing on a subject I am neither familiar, nor pleased with, but I also have to think of big words like punctuallity, distaste, and onomotopea in order to get myself closer to my one page (double spaced) goal.
Then why am I even bothering to write a paper then? Because the paper I intend on downloading is three pages, whereas I am only going to write one page. Ergo I have saved myself at least two pages worth of time which can be filled with other activities that, while more entertaining, are no less productive than writing an essay. Come to think of it, while I am writing less, I have now learned something, which may cause this shorter amount of time writing to be worth more to me in the end than if I where to write the extra two pages. If this is infact true, then perhaps my choice of title, and my disposition as a whole was a bit to hasty. Im going to go back and change my title now to reflect my recent change of heart, though I will leave a note of it for entertainment purposes.
All of this is irrelevent to my next point. The very idea that I am submitting this as my initial paper is a paradox in itself. This essay will actually be of absoloutly no use to anyone. By the time the can view it, it is no longer helpful. Now that I think about it like that, this is a pretty stupid idea, and where it not for the fact that this essay may serve as entertainment to someone for a short period of time, and im pretty lazy, I would return the title to its previous state.
In conclusion, Im pretty happy I was able to ramble on for a full page (double spaced), if only so that I can get two pages worth of time back in return. Oh, but look at...