Dear British Parliament,
As you may know from the upcoming warnings, there soon will be a war and we need to protect ourselves from it, If not, leave for that matter. Here are some reasons for and against as well as some starting tips on to defending and helping this and other countries.
Firstly, we shall go to war for the fact that our reputation will go up and that we have the largest navy in the world, so we can sneak up on them via water and start bombarding them in order for a sudden and easy attack. Also, we have France on our side, and so as they are the hotspot enemies here, we shall protect them the most by sending most of our troops there, with some troops on bordering countries nearby France, in order to warn ourselves of any unexpected attacks. Another point is that just in case we do get attacked surprisingly, is that we have a spare bunch of soldiers here on land, around 100,000 as well as some boats in order to see if there is any attacks, and to protect the citizens of the Britain from it. Another point is that Russia has a huge army, and so we need to stop it by surrendering on the first country, then surprise attacking it on the second country in order to make an unexpected attack and to claim victory over them. The order that we shall defeat their countries by is: Germany (as they pose the most threat to France, due to them being neighbouring countries), then Russia (as they will probably have the largest army out of all the countries), and then we shall stop for a while until the last country poses a threat, in which we will easily wipe out.
If all else fails, we shall not go to war due to the fact that we really only have a navy on our side, and nothing else really, so that we are in danger. Also, as a lone island, we are prone to even more stacks like air attacks and so on. They may do air strikes and water strikes (from the navy), so that we may in even more danger, and we may lose some citizens.
In conclusion, we should...