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How To Procrastinate

Amir Siddiqui

American University of Sharjah



























Procrastination – we all do it, and some of us are better at it than others, so here are few tips that will help you put the ‘pro’ in procrastination. There is not really a set guideline pertaining to the process of procrastination; everyone has their own way. Personally, my go to process of procrastination consists of a number easy steps. Firstly, despite how ironic it may seem, always leave your assignments to the last minute, and always prioritize friends, video games, and virtually everything over work. After which you simply repeat until the dreaded deadline finally arrives, you must sit down and focus all your energy into working; only completing one question in an hour and spending rest of the time staring at the wall. Now that you have started the assignment, you must reward yourself with a little break, whether it be to check your phone to see if someone has texted you, or to get side tracked by social media until the little break becomes lengthier than you anticipated. Before you begin working again, you must remember to do all the chores you have been putting off in order to make your parents proud. At this point, you have exhausted yourself physically and mentally by answering a question and doing the chores, so now you must rest by taking a nap. Next, it is of common knowledge that haziness comes along with waking up, therefore, you must take a shower to revitalize yourself. Afterwards, feast on a hearty meal to fuel yourself for the coming hours of work. Additionally, to assist in your efforts of achieving the procrastination you must listen to music; but not only listen but immerse yourself in singing along in order to better ignore your work. By this time, the hour is late, you have lost all motivation and have become overtaken by panic at the fact that you will be unable to finish your work,...