50 things to do before you die By Nadiaaa Asef. 1) Say the words "I love you" to someone and truly mean it - Narelle Maiolo 2) Befriend a gypsy and a medicine man in the same day 3) Meet Borat! Very Nice! 4) Draw a self portrait of yourself as a shemale 5)Ride a camel through your neighborhood 6) Tell someone the story of your life. 7) Visit a nudist colony 8) Buy your grandpa a pack of diapers for his next birthday, and if he complains tell him that your looking into buying him a coffin for his next b-day 9) Ask repeatedly “How much is this” while at the 1 dollar store. 10)Accept yourself for who you are :) 11) Take a kangaroo ride through Australia 12) embrace C H A N G E 13)buy a homeless man a bottle of scotch 14)Go to your high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy/girl. 15)Tell someone you just met that they smell like bigfoot’s dick 16)Wear only white after labor day 17)go an entire day without saying "that’s gay." 18)Make love in a dumpster 19)enter a Mexican game show and while on stage run around yelling “La Migra, La Migra” 20)make your boyfriend/girlfriend get a tattoo with your name on their ass, and then casually tell them that you want to break up. 21)cry of happiness 22)walk around town wearing only a piano key neck tie 23) Discover the true meaning of a life well lived 24) Find a long lost friend 25) Vote for Pedro at your next school election 26) Wear a nametag that reads "Hello, I'm a hermaphrodite" 27) Make amends with your least favorite person by giving them a box of laxative enriched cookies 28) Go to a super bowl game 29)Join a frequent buyer club at your local liquor store 30)Write a Wikipedia article about yourself 31)Party like a Rockstar. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh ;] 32)Visit area 51, and Search for signs of extraterrestrial intelligence 33)next time you’re at subway, order a bloody crap in a bun. 34)inhale helium just for fun 35)learn how to ballroom dance 36) get a sex change while in Calcutta...