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As of 1/27/2012 4:46:42 AM EST
You are 19 years old.
You are 237 months old.
You are 1,034 weeks old.
You are 7,240 days old.
You are 173,764 hours old.
You are 10,425,886 minutes old.
You are 625,553,202 seconds old

Your Chinese zodiac sign: Monkey
Your zodiac sign : Aries
Your element : Fire
Your planet: Mars
Your colour: Red
Your stone: Ruby
Your birth number 8





MONKEY -1920-1932-1944-1956-1968-1980-1992-2004-
You are a delightful person who never misses a trick and who, despite an undeniable tendency to cunning and chicanery, rarely jumps a red light. Contradictory? Yes, indeed. And more. Monkeys are astute and like to be in on everything. You catch on long before the punch line, but you never laugh till you are good and ready. You're a plotter and a planner. When confronted with a seemingly impervious miasma of human complexity, you, nimble-spirited Monkey, will always find the means to restore order. You are an invaluable aide-de-camp, employee and helpmate. You'd make a super Vice-President. Titles and position mean nothing to you as you instinctively recognize that, no matter how high up you are seated, you will still on be sitting on your behind. Without fanfare you manage to run the show quite deftly from the wings. You refuse to grow old. If you have the funds to leap on that operating table for a face-lift, nose job, hair transplant you will be their with bells on. When choosing a partner, go for a Rat, Dragon or Tiger. The first and last phases of your life will run smoothly. At around forty you may experience a sudden loss of confidence from a major mid-life love crisis. The sinking spell will pass after the age of forty-five. Advice? It is not enough to be smarter than everyone else, knowing when to bet and when to pass is the secret of winning at those games you so enjoy. Refine your sense of timing through careful, patient observation. You will live longer and better on less if you learn to save your precious...