WHY GROUNDHOGS DO THAT THING THAT THEY DO IN THE WINTER
One day, back in the time when groundhogs were an international power, the Groundhogian Emperor, WoodChuck, called for his personal assistant, Chipper III. He told Chipper to tell all woodland creatures that if he won the wood chucking competition in the forest Olympics, the woodland creatures would be his slaves. Anyone who could beat him in chucking wood would be set free. Now, everyone knew that WoodChuck couldn’t chuck wood, so they all thought that this would be an easy task. Unfortunately, the evil emperor was a cheater, and he filled all wooden logs (except for his) with lead, iron, and other various heavy metals. WoodChuck’s log was not really a log, but Styrofoam painted to look like wood. Obviously, WoodChuck easily beat the competition and all woodland creatures were forced to be slaves forever.
The depressed woodland animals needed help to get back at the evil emperor, so they sent Rapidus, a messenger rabbit, to find help in the outside world. Rapidus snuck out of the forest and ran to find help. Eventually, he came upon the town of Whitfieldia. He asked the townspeople where he could find a big, strong, (preferably handsome) leader with super powers to help him. The all gave him the same answer: Mike Whitfield. The rabbit found the orphanage where Mike Whitfield happened to be Donating a very large sum of money and told him his story. Mike Whitfield, enraged at these news, told Rapidus to lead him back to the forest.
Before going to the forest, Mike Whitfield asked for help from his close friend, Ray, the sun god, for a little help.
When they got back to the forest, Mike Whitfield went to WoodChuck and yelled, “You have caused too much suffering in this land, and your reign is now over!” The terrified emperor sent the groundhog army to attack, but they couldn’t harm the Mighty Mike Whitfield the battle was short lived, and it ended with WoodChuck getting the beat-down of a lifetime....