There once was a possum named George
he lived in the rainforest
and he only had four legs
because a snake ate his nose
while he was hunting for his dinner
he ran into another snake
but what he didn’t know was
the snake was really a possum.
scared he went to run away but the snake said
“no wait I love you”
but the snake was rejected
which made him sad
little did he know
his friend HJose was emerging from the mist
with a piñata and a birthday cake
screaming on his knees “George I’m pregnant”
and I’m going to give birth right this very second
and HJose said that George was the father
so he had the babies and they only had four legs total
there were 7
George called over the snosum to help
but the snosum was jealous
and he vowed to take revenge
because the snosum was the real father
so he stole the 7 siamese possums and took them to the hospital for a paternity test
unfortunately
the results were inconclusive so they had to go on Maury’s “who is the father”
however before they made it to the show
Khloe Kardashian showed up to give her advice
before Khloe started speaking the snosum sunk its venomous teeth into Jose and the cake.
Khloe screeched
“laterally that is not okay. Bible” and then Khloe called Lamar
Khloe said “I have something to reveal. I am pregnant with a possum” and I don't know who the father is
Jose leaves to go to the hospital and the rest go to tv show and while they are there
Khloe gives birth to baby Ksouth and Ksouth Keast only has three legs
Khloe gives birth again to a snosum.
to make the situation already more dramatic than it is Khloe announces that George and the snosum are the fathers
angered by the news George and the snosum started to violently attack each other
thats when an explosion sounded from outside
Kayne West pulled in, Khloe and the possum gang mounted his motorcycle and pulled into Maury’s
Suddently the motorcycle sprouted rocket engines and flew up into space never to be seen again....