Koala Bear

Koala Bear

Sean McDermott Koala Bear

Sitting at Paddy’s bar John, Mike, Jimmy and Dan sat there drinking a few. The four men talked about what they were doing this weekend. “Oh guys I forgot to tell you what happened to Chris last night.” “What happened?” The three guys said in curiosity. “Well.” Chris was sleeping with his wife when he heard a horrible screech come from outside. Now we all know how lazy Chris is, so he went back to sleep. A few minutes later the sound started up again. Chris got up and stumbled to the window. He opened the shades and there he saw the koala bear. At, first Chris didn’t know what it was. The koala bear had blood red eyes, white fur, white foam coming from his mouth and a horrible growl.
“Holy crap” said Chris as the bear stared at him with those big red eyes. Candace got up “What is it?” “I don’t know.” said Chris. Well go back to bed it’s three twenty eight in the morning. No I must find out what it is. We’ll go look at it. Said Chris in a demanding tone. No I said you. Oh lord why I have to be married to a lazy housewife who doesn’t cook or go outside and look at animals in our tree. Lord I only work five days a week from seven in the morning to seven at night. Said Chris in a sarcastic tone. Fine I look at it Candace even though I have work in three hours. Screw you Chris. Chris went outside and looked at the tree.
The best way to get the animal down was to get a ladder thought Chris. Chris ran towards the garage to get his ladder. Chris entered his garage and it was pitch black. Chris was feeling around for the light switch but he couldn’t find it. Screw it. Chris was now feeling for the ladder. Chris walked into a bucket of black paint and splattered it all over his garage floor. Shit I’ll clean it up later. Chris finally found the ladder. Now he was going to get the koala.

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