Chorus 1:
This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon my sex weapon
This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon my sex weapon
Verse 1:
My dick, my cock, my Schlong
My ding-dong, and my King Kong and
My wiener, my Peter and my jaw-breaker
My main vein and my red rocket
My light saber my Wookie
My Cobra, my Stiffy
My King Kong and my hot rod
My one-eyed-monster my little man and my dragon
Mr.Hearty, anaconda, joystick
Prince charming and Peewee Herman
My ThrillDrill, Curious George, beef stick and my pistol pump
My missile, my sex pistol, my whistle and my Jimmy (you see)
Chorus 2:
This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon my sex weapon
This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon
Verse 2:
MY COCK, my chubby, my chode
My deep divide my dicky
My hawktumsumbum Knee ha mah
Mah wong bah day
My nee shiwa, Jo ann mah (??!!??)
My dipstick, my disco stick, my dog head and my dong
My donger and my dork
My dragon, my flute,my hose, my jackhammer
My Jimmy, my kickstand and my lap rocket my knob
My King says sabotage (What the fuck is that?)
My Little Bomb and my little Elvis, my lizard... my big black D
Oh now
Chorus 3:
Now This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon my sex weapon
This is my sex weapon alright
Now this is my sex weapon my sex weapon