• For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise . Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark . Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers .
• The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light . First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark . For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in . There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere . The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark . Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room .
• So with all things, Dark Suckers don’t last forever . Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck . This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker .
• A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker . A new candle has a white wick . You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it . If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black . This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle . One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range .
• There are also portable Dark Suckers . In these, the bulbs can’t handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit . When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again .
• Dark has mass . When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat . Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker . Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass . This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it’s not wise to touch an operating candle .
• Also, dark is heavier than light . If you were to swim just below the...