The Hero of Masodonia

The Hero of Masodonia

The Hero of Masodonia

Once upon a time in a kingdom called Masodonia, great terror struck the land. A ferocious dragon named Frankie attempted to desecrate the empire. “Well,” said the king, “I guess we better do something about Frankie.” Now Frankie weighed 2,000,000,000 pounds. The worst thing was that Frankie never ceased to belch fire and smoke. He was like the Energizer Bunny, he never stopped. So the king sent out his servants to put out posters all over the kingdom reading “Kill Frankie And You Will Be Rich!” The ad also said to kill Frankie and give his head to the king. All the guys, girls, dogs, and birds said “Heck no, we ain’t killin’ that dragon. That thing is as big as every one of us put together.” But one person looked at the paper and said,” I will slay the dragon.” His name was Will. Now Will had been bullied all his life. It was like he was a dog with no tail or a fish with no fins. Will thought for a while and said to himself, “I should go and ask my dad how to kill the dragon.” So he did. Now Will’s father was a wizard, the most powerful one in all the land. Unfortunately, he was too tired and weak to kill the dragon. So Will asked his father what to do and the wizard said,” Take this wand, and point it at the dragon and say,” Bird seed fish sticks.” After doing this, the dragon will fall over and die.” The next day Will went down to the tavern and asked” Has anyone killed Frankie yet?” Tommy Tooth came up and said,” No, why do you ask. Do you want to try to kill him?” Will replied,” Yes, actually I do, and will.” The tavern exploded into laughter. “Dude, you are like the biggest, dorkiest wimp in the world, how do you expect to kill the biggest dragon on the planet?”
“Just wait and see Tommy, I will kill Frankie.” Will left the tavern and exited the kingdom walls. Once outside he hid behind a bush to wait for the monstrous dragon. Finally, after the longest twenty minutes of Will’s life, Frankie showed up....

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