Wedding Roast
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for coming to support these two lovers Jezebel and Harly. I just have to say the chicken and waffles were a great choice of food for this occasion. Let’s give Ihop and KFC a round of applause for working together on this.
Bell and I have been friends ever since the middle of elementary school. We meet at my house. She came over to play one day and we have been the best of friends. In High school when my mom went away to los Vegas for a weekend. I was allowed to have two of my friends to stay the weekend. That weekend bell got her nick name stinky and man did she STINK! That weekend she had stunk really badly because of her sulfur baths for her wring worm. I knew that if anyone would put the stench aside and love bell for bell it would be true love. So I want to thank Harly for giving bell real love.
Harly and bell meet at my house one night. It was love at first sight. When bell saw Harly with his long orangish hair and Andre’ out of my window, she was basically bouncing off the walls for him. Harly was running around in circles in my yard when he saw bell.
Me and Andre’ then decided that we should give them a little nudge to date. So we brought them to the park. Were they had fun Playing tag but oddly the mail man was also playing with them.
My this marriage last for ever. You bell and Harly have literally taught us the true meaning of puppy love. Thank you all for supporting these two dogs marriage.