Essay of Essays

Essay of Essays

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson











fat boy fat boy why ya so big
ya wibble and ya wobble just like a pig
put that donner kebab down (ya can use "jelly donut" but I am in germany so)
come on fat boy and run around
fat girl fat girl why ya so large
ya open your mouth just like a garage
put that jelly donut down
come on fat girl and run around.

Sittin on a boat 10 miles from shore, me my dog and a Tijuana whore. Tits were so big you could put em in a bucket, but her face was so ugly that my dog wouldn't fuck it"

I have a few originals I made up just for kicks and people love em, don't feel like typing them all out right now though


"C-130 rollin' down the strip" (formation groans :rolleyes: )
"Well, I don't give a flyin shit"
"747 is the plane for me"
" 'Cause I like flyin' in luxury"

Left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right, you know we will"
"I went to the market, where all the mommies shop"
"Pulled out my k-bar, and I began to chop"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"
"I went to the playground, where all the kiddies play"
"Pulled out my Uzi, and I began to spray"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"
"Went to the airport, where all the planes fly"
"Fired my bazooka, and blew them out the sky"
"Ohhh, left right left right left right kill"
"Left right left right you know we will"

I wish all the ladies were bells in the tower, I'd be the bellman and bang 'em every hour.
I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf , I'd be the baker and eat 'em all myself.
I wish all the ladies were holes in the road, I'd be the dump truck, I'd fill 'em with my load.

Burn the village kill the people, line them up in village square, do it on a sunday moring while they're on their way to prayer. Throw some candy in the...

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