30 September, 2013
Have you ever been tickled so much you thought you were going to pee your pants? Well I have, and trust me it is the most unbearable feeling in the world. My friends, my family, and most of all my pain in the ass girlfriend, always seem to take advantage of the fact that I may be the most ticklish person you will ever meet. This sometimes becomes a major problem, not only because I tinkle, but because I go through underwear quicker.
I have diagnosed myself with tickleitis, which in my dictionary means it is a sense of touch is so sensitive that it causes the individual to move, twitch, scream, and laugh uncontrollably. Over the years I have realized that I need to come up with a solution to my problem. The first thing I’ll try is avoid anything that will cause my friends and family to even think about tickling me. My personality is a reason why this happens; mainly because of the fact that I like to joke around with my peers. Stating that, I should start changing my humorous personality into a more serious one where it shows a demand of respect towards others. The best solution would be to take a pill that would numb my whole body to where I can’t feel, but that would be a little to over-exaggerating and plus I would be all drugged up like Lindsey Lohan and Chuck Norris on a Grammy night. I just want to be a normal person who can be able to hug someone and be able to not laugh when I feel an individual touch me. Next time I get tickled I will just try and pretend that I am tickling myself because that is the only way my tickleitis would not respond. Hopefully I can overcome this or else I think I will just have to buy myself diapers so I won’t stink and wet all of my underwear.