Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #1 Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't. Richard Bach (Illusions) Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #2 Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #3 If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it. Montaigne Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #4 Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk. J.C. Penney Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #5 My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. Montaigne Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #6 The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie_ Alito_ Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #7 Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought. Henri L. Bergson Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #8 We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #9 Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Bertrand Russell Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #10 The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. Maureen Dowd The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given
it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not and never
persist in trying to set people right.
--Hannah Whitall Smith, Inspirational author --

The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
-- Robert Vallett --

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt --

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