Lazy dads, today is your lucky day!! You are about to learn how to get out of dirty diaper duty. This is something some of us mothers call the “Triple D”. Some steps to getting out of Triple D include ignoring the smell, going deaf, making excuses and then playing dumb. You’ll learn more as you read along. Next, you can make excuses as to why you can’t change the dirty diaper this time. Try every excuse you can think of. You could tell her you are eating right now, unless of course you are not and then you would be caught being both lazy and a liar. You could pick up the phone for an important business phone call. You could all of a sudden have a “manly” thing you forgot to do outside. If you are bold you can say that you have developed an allergic reaction to the particular diaper wipes that you have on hand. Oh that is a good one! The allergic reaction causes you to stop breathing! A lazy dad is much better than a dead dad! Then you can play dumb by claiming that you don’t know where the diapers or wipes are kept. There you have it lazy dads across the world. Basically it’s not that hard to get past the Triple D. You just simply have to give in to yourself some and swallow your pride and pretend to be dumber than you may be. Just follow these steps and see if they work for you. They work for men I know every time! My brother in law has only had to change two or three Triple D’s.