A long time ago when we were young. Black Jesus lived in Kingdom Come. “Can you follow,” questioned Black Jesus. Daring to find out what he wanted we followed. Especially since BJ only means business, we were worried about what he wanted us for. Fred, Ted, Jed, Ned, and I were following BJ.
“Gerbils everywhere,” said BJ.
“How?” I questioned.
“ I think it was Hamster, the gerbil god. Just when we thought it was safe to go outside, the gerbils attacked. Killer gerbils everywhere, thousands of them. Mockingly they go to the bathroom on you after they kill you.” BJ explained.
“Nasty little buggers,” Fred said.
“Obviously!” Ted harshly stated.
“ Part of me thinks that we are going to go and stop them, right?” I asked.
“ Yes, but be quiet, they can hear us,” BJ whispered.
“Really, where are they?!” Jed gasped.
“Secretly they’re hiding everywhere, waiting for a person that is alone, they can’t take on a group the size of ours,” BJ commented.
“Totally dude,” Ned said.
“Understand that to stop them we must find the last non-evil gerbil on earth, Fluffy.” stated BJ.
Venturing towards Fluffy’s home, they came across Fluffy. “Would you like for me to help you stop… the gerbil was interrupted by Ned. Excited Ned jumped up, “Die evil gerbil!”, he then stuck the gerbil killing it.
“YOU IDIOT, THAT WAS FLUFFY, THE LAST GOOD GERBIL ON EARTH AND OUR ONLY WAY TO STOP THE EVIL GERBILS!!!” BJ yelled.
A long time ago when we were young. Black Jesus lived in Kingdom Come. “Can you follow,” questioned Black Jesus. Daring to find out what he wanted we followed. Especially since BJ only means business, we were worried about what he wanted us for. Fred, Ted, Jed, Ned, and I were following BJ.
“Gerbils everywhere,” said BJ.
“How?” I questioned.
“ I think it was Hamster, the gerbil god. Just when we thought it was safe to go outside, the gerbils attacked. Killer gerbils everywhere, thousands of them. Mockingly they go to the bathroom on you after they...