Say No to Plastics

Say No to Plastics

  • Submitted By: hanasmustafa
  • Date Submitted: 08/26/2009 8:25 AM
  • Category: English
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The complete Sardarji Encyclopedia

“Give me a green one, please.”

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a second ” says the reply.
“Thank you ” says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, and ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column “Salary Expected:”. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: ‘YES’

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks it’s legs and angrily exclaims “71st and again bare feet!”

A Sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies “That is a thermos flask.”
The Sardar then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It is a thermos flask.”
The boss then says, “What does it do?”
He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
Then the boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
The sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke”

A sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Jodhpur, two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone uta ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”

What will a sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!

What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? (he already has one and he wants one more….). He takes the...

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