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Yo mamma's so stupid, she stuck a cell phone up her butt and said she had a bootie call
Yo momma's so stupid, she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate!
Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
*Yo Momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
*Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
*Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon!
*Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!
*Yo momma's so fat, that when she hauls a**, she has to make two trips!
*Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real!
*Yo momma's so nice, she'll give you the hair off her back!
*Yo momma's so fat, when you slap her thigh you can ride the wave!
*You momma's so stupid, she asked what letter came after X and I said "Y" and she said, "Because I want to know."
*Yo momma's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
*Yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
*Yo momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
*Yo momma's so stupid, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
*Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*Yo momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
*Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*Yo momma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
*Yo momma's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
*Yo momma's so stupid, under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
*Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
*Yo momma's so stupid, at the bottom of the...