An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
Andy Warhol
An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.
Andy Warhol
Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol
Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
Andy Warhol
Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
Andy Warhol
During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.
Andy Warhol
Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
Andy Warhol
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Andy Warhol
Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Andy Warhol
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."
Andy Warhol
I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.
Andy Warhol
I am a deeply superficial person.
Andy Warhol
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Andy Warhol
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Andy Warhol
I like boring things.
Andy Warhol
I love him, I worship him. I masturbate to Duran Duran videos.
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