Squirreleo and Squirreliet
Okay, we have all heard that tragic story of Romeo and Juliet right? Wrong! The great writer William Shakespeare got it all wrong. I told him our story and he went and changed it to broaden his audience a bit. Well I am here to tell you the true story of Squirreleo and Squirreliet
When this all started I wasn’t in the best of moods because my girlfriend had just broken up with me. I was apparently spending too much time running around with Squirrelvolio and I wasn’t paying close enough attention to her, but whatever. After sitting and pouting all day Squirrelvolio decided we should crash the party the Nutulets (our rival nut gatherers) were holding.
Reluctantly I entered the tree where the party was being held and the second I stepped in I saw the most beautiful squirrel I had ever seen. She had long brown hair and a long bushy tail. I gathered all my courage and approached her.
“Hhhhi my name is SquSquSqurreleo,” I said embarrassingly.
“Hhhelllllo I am SquSquSqurreliet,” she answered.
We were both speechless I guess you could say it was love at first sight. I swear we sat gazing into each other’s eyes for days but the thunderous yelling of her cousin Tysquirrelt soon interrupted us. He was a tall protective squirrel that wanted us Acornagues to have nothing to do with his family. I soon found myself face first in the dirt outside of the tree.
I was never a patient squirrel so I decided to go to Squirreliet’s after dark and purpose my love to her. I arrived at her tree at about midnight and began my epic speech.
“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun!”
“What the hell are you doing in my yard,” a fat squirrel stood in the balcony wielding a stick. “Ugh, are you lookin’ for that Nutulet girl?”
“Yes,” I said with an embarrassed smile.
“Well she’s three trees down! Now get the hell out of my yard!”
I ran quickly, with embarrassment out of his yard. I made my way down the...